Richard Calderon Says It Was Self-Defense

After 37-year-old Talthina Jackson found her her 15-year-old son on her computer, she accused him of stealing then choked him, hit him with her keys, an aerosol can and an iron. The bleeding boy ran to a neighbor who called police.I had already started panicking and had opened my door in case I had to jump out of my moving vehicle. I was positive the kid was about to bust out of his restraint using the super-human strength only bestowed upon chimpanzees and the mentally disabled. […]

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Ericka Pease Charged With Child Endangerment For Second Time In Two Weeks

Michelle Owen now faces a felony count of beastiality. When asked if she wanted to withdraw her consent to search, Michelle stated that she didn’t. She wanted the officer to continue to search for any child porn her ex may have downloaded.She has since been charged with attempted first-degree murder, aggravated battery, aggravated battery and battery of a law-enforcement officer with a deadly weapon, injuring a police dog and five counts of resisting arrest. She’s being held without bond.

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Open Your Bible, Devil!

Was it that the first incident occurred at 8:45 AM at Old Capitol Town Center and that he asked that woman for her name and phone number after wagging his willy at her? No.Parrish’s brother and father rescued Kudo and rushed him to the vet, where was treated for cuts and bruises. He also had some singed fur, but is expected to fully recover.

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Alexander Forba Accused Of Murder After Beating His Girlfriend With Their Newborn

Summerfield, FL – If I were to be granted just one superpower, it would be the ability to make people ‘poof’ from existence with the flick of a wrist. Though my ‘list’ is already rather full, there is always room for assholes like Michael McLachlan. Wednesday evening, Michael supposedly witnessed his ex (the exact nature of the relationship between the two has yet to be disclosed) kissing her new boyfriend. Incensed, Michael stormed into the woman’s home and into the bedroom of her 5-year-old daughter. When the woman walked into the residence to see what was up, Michael was allegedly standing in the child’s room, over the child, fully dressed with his hands on his pants as if he was pulling them up or down. The child’s underwear had been pulled down. The woman ordered Michael out of her home and called police. When police arrived at the home, the woman told them Michael had a crowbar and had been acting combative. When deputies approached Michael, he made a rather stunning admission. Kelly went on her quest naked, only wearing a fanny pack that contained a small knife and a compass. Search crews were able to determine Kelly managed to cross a creek and climb up to Forest Road 54, on the other side of the canyon from the campground.

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Yogurt Store Owner Accused Of Locking Naked Employee In Box


Waterloo, IA – Jamie Lockhart, 31, decided to ring in the New Year with a little murder and mayhem- specifically, infanticide. Fortunately for eight-day-old baby James Lockhart, his daddy sucks with a knife. Otherwise baby James would probably be dead.
At 3:15 p.m. on New Year’s Day, Jennifer Lockhart called 911 to report that her baby boy had been stabbed. First responders quickly determined that hey, there was in fact a bleeding baby, and tiny James was taken to the hospital, where he was stabilized and then transferred to the University of Iowa Hospitals in Iowa City. Baby James remains in the University hospital, but is in stable condition and is expected to recover.On a side note, skip “The Shallows” until it plays on television. It’s not horrible, but the shitty third act (and it’s SyFy looking shark) destroy any enjoyment gained from the first act’s suspense and shots of Lively’s ass. […]

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Police Searching Wooded Area For College Student Who Went Missing Last Week

Amy Ramage, a 28-year-old from New Zealand, was on a two-week yachting vacation when she became romantically involved with an English tourist.Police arrested Walker instead, seeing as he was the only one committing any crimes that night. Aside from being charged with two counts of abduction, Walker was also charged with two counts of use of a firearm in the commission of a felony, and two counts of firing into an occupied vehicle.

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